- Hey ladies.. I have a six pack! ...Of crayons.
- MATH : Mental Abuse To Human.
- There's no "u" in awesome.. but there's "me"
- I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.
- Saying "That's crazy!" when you haven't been paying attention to what someone is saying.
- After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
- Video games : The only place where I can legally kill stupid people.
- I want to change my name on Facebook to "No One." So that when I 'like' someone's status, it says "No One likes your status.
- Facebook is just like jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls, an you get poked by people you don't know.
- My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love". She just texted me, "Your grandfather passed away. LOL."
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