10 English Funny Quotes

Selasa, 16 Oktober 2012

Hey ladies.. I have a six pack! ...Of crayons.
MATH : Mental Abuse To Human.
There's no "u" in awesome.. but there's "me"
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.
Saying "That's crazy!" when you haven't been paying attention to what someone is saying.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
Video games : The only place where I can legally kill stupid people.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "No One." So that when I 'like' someone's status, it says "No One likes your status.
Facebook is just like jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls, an you get poked by people you don't know.
My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love". She just texted me, "Your grandfather passed away. LOL."

Selasa, 16 Oktober 2012 | Programming Tutorial

Hey ladies.. I have a six pack! ...Of crayons.
MATH : Mental Abuse To Human.
There's no "u" in awesome.. but there's "me"
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.
Saying "That's crazy!" when you haven't been paying attention to what someone is saying.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
Video games : The only place where I can legally kill stupid people.
I want to change my name on Facebook to "No One." So that when I 'like' someone's status, it says "No One likes your status.
Facebook is just like jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls, an you get poked by people you don't know.
My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love". She just texted me, "Your grandfather passed away. LOL."

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