10 English Jokes

1. That annoying moment when CAPS LOCK is not enough to express your anger.
2. I love Super Mario, He's like "I'm Mario, I'm an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.
3. "My wallet is like an onion. Whenever I open it, I cry...
4.  Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you know everything.
5. Twitter gives me this strange feeling that I'm being followed.
6. I'm going to change my name on Facebook to 'Benefits', so that when you add me, it will say, "You are now friends with benefits."
7. Teacher: "What's your favorite book?" Me: "Facebook."
8. "Dude, what did you get for question 8?" "Question 8...?" "Yeah, on the back side." "OH DEAR GOD THERE WAS A BACK SIDE!?"
9. *You get robbed*1) Tweet about it.2) Then update Facebook status.3) Then call the police.
10. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.